Think he can do “Feelings”?

Behold, Hu-mons…someone decided to translate and perform Eminem’s Without Me in Klingon. He even calls himself Klenginem.

Damn.

Why didn’t I think of doing that?

Now if only the rapper in question had sounded a little angrier, and a little less 16 years old…

And after the jump, because I knew you would demand them…THE LYRICS! Now we are all ready for Karaoke Night.

SuvwI’pu’ qan tu’lu’be’
[download complete song]
tlhIngan Hol yIghoj DabommeH!
nom maja’chuqchu’meH tlhIngan Hol jay’!
nom maja’chuqchu’meH tlhIngan Hol jay’!
QI’lopDaq, qaq wornagh!
toQDujDaq, not maSagh!
QI’lopDaq, QI’lopDaq,
QI’lopDaq, QI’lopDaq,
QI’lopDaq, QI’lopDaq,
QI’lopDaq, …
tlhIngan SuvwI’ qan jIHbe’, ‘ach SuvDI’ vay’ ghIH
vaj bom vIchennISmoH jIH ‘e’ vIHarbejtaH.
maja’chuqchu’meH tlhIngan Hol wIlo’taH!
taH pagh taHbe’ neH jatlhtaH
‘a DaH maSuvmeH malop net Sov
‘ej Daq wISovbe’, chaq not maQaplaH…?
bIlujlaHbe’chugh, vaj bIQaplaHbe’!
‘a maQapmeH matay’nIS nuja’taH be’.
wIDabe’lu’ba’; DIDataHbe’chugh maSuv.
jagh DISuvDI’ cha baH je net Sov.
tlhIngan SuvwI’ quv maHbej
‘a mapuvlaHbe’, reH maSuvtaH
‘ej nIteb Suvbe’ be’ nuja’ be’ le’.
nuja’ be’ le’be’: veQ ja’ be’ le’.
yIn nI’qu’ ghajbe’bej HoDma’ lI’be’,
tlhIngan SuvwI’pu’ qan tu’lu’be’mo’.
SuvwI’pu’, Hoch tlhInganpu’,
peqImqu’, verenganpu’, DaH mabomchu’!
peDoy’Qo’, QongtaHbogh SuvwI’ vItoy’Qo’.
bom mu’ vIqaw vIneHbej: taHjaj wo’!
DaH maSuv, chaq tugh maHegh,
‘a batlh maHeghmeH
jagh DISuvchu’taH ‘ej yo’ qIjDaq
tlhIngan SuvwI’pu’ qan tu’lu’be’

tlhIngan SuvwI’ qan jIHbe’bej.
maquvnIS, maSuvnIS, ‘ej DaH maSuvqa’bej
peqImtaH: Do’Ha’ jaghla’ wuv ngeHbej,
qa’vamDaq qama HoH neHchugh tlhIngan, nura’: baH!
parmaqqaywI’, parmaqqay qaywI”e’ SenwI’ rIlwI’ je
pe’vIl mu’qaDmey bach gheb rIlwI’
muSeyqu’moH rIlwI’ SuSDeq.
‘ej DarSeqDaj DaSamnIS ra’ tlhIngan Hubbeq
Suvrup pu’ beqma’: tlhIngan Hubbeq SuvwI’!
‘a DaH So’wI’ chu’be’chu’mo’ taHqeq So’be’ So’wI’.
‘a Do’Ha’! (melody)
SSS! Dap bom mu’ vIqaw vIneHqu’bogh vIqelbe’law’taH vIja’lu’pu’.
DaH malop maH neHbej qeylIS.
‘a wa’leS chaq maHegh, ‘ej DaH malop ‘e’ DIS.
nuHbey DISay’moH, ‘ej leSpoH neH wIpoQ.
reH SeymoH QeH. tera’ngan DItaymoH.
QamchoH, majeghbe’bej.
maSuv’eghbe’chugh Hem tlhIngan Segh DevwI’.
tugh maHeghbej, ‘a Dabej DawI’.
Dubej – Dabej – ‘Iv bej DevwI’?
[refrain]
‘a DaH Qu’ DataghDI’ ‘aqtu’ mellota’ je chaH tIqawchu’taH!
‘Iw HIq bIr ‘Iq neHbe’ Hur’Iq.
nuja’: tujnIS ‘Iw HIq!
latlh HIvje’Daq ‘Iw HIq bIr yIqang jay’.
‘ej pIpyuS pach DaSop DaneHchugh
vaj pIpyuS puS DaghornIS ‘e’ DaSovnIS.
‘a maSopnIS, malopmeH raHta’ wISop neH.
Qopba’taH qagh, ‘a reH nIv qaghna’ yIntaHchugh.
qompoghna’ yIjab!
ghIlab ghew tISuqQo’. belmoH ro’qegh’Iwchab
ghIlab ghewmey wIbuSQo’.
wa’ Dol nIvDaq malopDI’ maH maQapba’.
naDev QI’lopDaq maloptaHvIS reH machuS.
tlhInganpu’ chuS law’ Hoch chuS puS.
Su’lop luSopchugh not lubuS
QI’lop wIlopchugh reH machuS
tlhIngan quv DatIchqu’ DaneHchugh vaj Seng yIghuH,
‘ej bommeH ‘ej lopmeH bogh tlhInganpu’.
tu’HomI’raHna’ vIlIng:
voDleH neH neH neH neH’a’ parbIng?
Dap bom yIbom be’Hom!
Dap bom mu’ vIqaw vIneHqu’bogh vIbom
‘ej bom mu’ vIbomtaHbogh DaH bolIjbe’:
tlhIngan SuvwI’pu’ qan tu’lu’be’!
[refrain]

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2 Comments

  1. All you need is a mashup of this with Fette’s Vette and you will have a SciFi Geek song for the ages!

  2. But of course, ‘aase is perfect for rap. How could I have failed to see this before?


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