The Seafood Platter

Admit it, you REALLY want to see this movie….but bring cocktail sauce.




  1. Greatest implausible animal-attack movie since Snakes on a Plane. Nice to know Debbie Gibson is still around, too.

    BTW, what kind of thrust is on that shark that it can reach 30K feet in a vertical leap? Is this the secret of Michael Jordan … he’s part ancient mega-shark?

  2. I still don’t entirely buy that this film isn’t a joke. But if it is for real, they picked the only two people possible to star in it–Lorenzo Lamas and Debbie Gibson.

    I mean, really–who else?

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