A Vacation Digression

Time Warp
I lounge in the food court midday, watching the boy listlessly torture a hot dog like a mantis with a mate.
The sparse crowd drones around me, a shopping gray mass but a sound cuts through, singing seductively through the muzak engine.
The Time Warp.
Sometimes, the absurd eats your lunch, just because.

Megan Fox as a Topless, Date Eating Demon. Yeah.

I will be reviewing Transformers 2 soon, with much more about Megan Fox…but this preview is just too good not to post ASAP.
Consider the sheer box office gold of Hottie du Jour Megan Fox as an evil, boy devouring cheerleader who strips off before feeding, as written by Diablo Cody.
Yeah….might as well just print money.
Jennifer’s [...]