Coming soon, to a Caledonian blog near you….
One tranquil summer morning, the peaceful sea near Caledon is rent asunder as, exploding upward in a cataclysm of steam and Cavorite shavings, a strange ISLAND crowned by a seething volcano takes it’s place offshore, like a vulture hovering over the shoulder of a man eating Salmon Pate that smells a bit off. It’s shores team with savage, jetpack wearing natives as melancholy organ music streams up from diabolical looking caves.
What can this strange volcanic island mean?
What dire portents does this island foretell?
Where the crap did those native guys get jetpacks?
Who, oh who shall stand up to save us all from certain and quite uncomfortable doom?
All shall be revealed in…JOURNEY TO 20,000 LEAGUES BENEATH THE MYSTERIOUS ISLAND!
Seven writers, four weeks and ONE pulse pounding, utterly absurd STORY!
7 writers publishing on 7 blogs will bring you…
7 times the thrills,
7 times the chills,
7 times the larfs,
7 times the smutty innuendo.
If you thought you knew Caledon, wait until you read JOURNEY TO 20,000 LEAGUES BENEATH THE MYSTERIOUS ISLAND!
Coming to Save Caledon…this August.
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Will there be battling dinosaurs? Oh, I truely hope there will be battling dionsaurs!
… and spell checkers! I truly hope there will be spell checkers!
Hm.. there might possibly be dinosaurs battling spell checkers, one never knows!! :)
*looks forward to this!*
Ooooo (twiddles fingers in anticipation)…this will be delicious fun to read!
It’s going to be plagiariffic! *grins*
Ooh!
My dear Mr. Priestly…
I am sure Mr. Verne would understand.
Anyway, if you can’t steal from a dead Frenchman, who CAN you steal from?
Live ones?
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From the desk of the Caledon Volunteer Fire Brigade:
If it is an active volcano, it is part of the natural process and the CVFB is forbidden by Environmental Regulation E125~4(d) from interfering. Further, if it is not endangering life and limb, it is therefore not a disaster but an attraction. Please forward all inquiries to the Park Service.
If these jetpack wearing natives were on or under the isand when it surfaced, they must be native Caledians. Therefore it is not an invasion but civil unrest. Please forward inquiries to the Caledon Secret Police (if you can find them) or the militia (which has disbanded).
Sincerely,
Captain Qlippothic Projects, CVFB